What can I say? When it rains it pours on qbswithpuppies. Here is Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger with his two dogs. He definitely wins for hardest name to spell ever. I must say, I love Bernese mountain dogs, but that is not one of the cuter ones I have seen. At least Big Ben gave both of his dogs super manly dog names like Hercules and Zeus to make them seem tough. Hopefully that one on the right is named Zeus, because that dog on the left isn’t striking fear in the hearts of anything except for maybe the food in his dog bowl. Also, sweet polo shirt Ben. Nice to see that you have put your years of raping helpless women behind you… Or have you? You’re not fooling anyone!
Today marks a first for qbswithpuppies: THREE different pictures of the same NFL QB with his puppy. For those of you that don’t know, Russell Wilson was the rookie QB for the Seattle Seahawks last year. And damnit, he was really good. As a Niners fan, I am not happy that we will have to deal with this guy for the next decade or so. At least we now know his weakness: His puppy.
Apparently, Wilson got this Great Dane puppy around four months ago and and loves taking pictures of him. These pictures fall into one of two categories: (i) Wilson sleeping with his puppy while it creepily stares at the camera with those baggy eyes, and/or (ii) Wilson making out with his puppy while forcing the creature to wear a neon wristband like the 6 wristbands that Wilson wears.
One thing is for sure, our QB is much more bad-ass Kaep takes pictures doing biceps curls of his GIGANTIC tortoise, while Wilson takes glamour shots of him cuddling with his puppy. Personally, I’d rather have the tattooed guy that owns a giant tortoise out on the field than a guy who makes out with his puppy and wears 6 neon wristbands.