Let me start off by saying that I’m sorry. I’m sorry that it’s taken me this long to find any photo of Peyton Manning with a puppy, and I’m sorry that the one I did find is so small that we can barely make out the types of dogs in the picture. Whatever. Peyton is the man. He is going to break the NFL record for most touchdown passes in a season, while at the same time breaking the NFL record for appearing on the most commercials over the course of a career. Have you seen that commercial with him and Eli rapping about watching football on your phone?! That is pure comedic genius. If only he had chosen the 49ers over the Broncos, we would have had another Super Bowl by now. Here’s to hoping that his defense blows it for him in the playoffs again this year. Maybe he will have some kind of freak accident where he trips over one of his dogs and breaks his leg.

Let me start off by saying that I’m sorry. I’m sorry that it’s taken me this long to find any photo of Peyton Manning with a puppy, and I’m sorry that the one I did find is so small that we can barely make out the types of dogs in the picture. Whatever. Peyton is the man. He is going to break the NFL record for most touchdown passes in a season, while at the same time breaking the NFL record for appearing on the most commercials over the course of a career. Have you seen that commercial with him and Eli rapping about watching football on your phone?! That is pure comedic genius. If only he had chosen the 49ers over the Broncos, we would have had another Super Bowl by now. Here’s to hoping that his defense blows it for him in the playoffs again this year. Maybe he will have some kind of freak accident where he trips over one of his dogs and breaks his leg.

Ben Roethlisberger

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What can I say? When it rains it pours on qbswithpuppies. Here is Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger with his two dogs. He definitely wins for hardest name to spell ever. I must say, I love Bernese mountain dogs, but that is not one of the cuter ones I have seen. At least Big Ben gave both of his dogs super manly dog names like Hercules and Zeus to make them seem tough. Hopefully that one on the right is named Zeus, because that dog on the left isn’t striking fear in the hearts of anything except for maybe the food in his dog bowl. Also, sweet polo shirt Ben. Nice to see that you have put your years of raping helpless women behind you… Or have you? You’re not fooling anyone!

Russell Wilson

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Today marks a first for qbswithpuppies: THREE different pictures of the same NFL QB with his puppy. For those of you that don’t know, Russell Wilson was the rookie QB for the Seattle Seahawks last year. And damnit, he was really good. As a Niners fan, I am not happy that we will have to deal with this guy for the next decade or so. At least we now know his weakness: His puppy.

Apparently, Wilson got this Great Dane puppy around four months ago and and loves taking pictures of him. These pictures fall into one of two categories: (i) Wilson sleeping with his puppy while it creepily stares at the camera with those baggy eyes, and/or (ii) Wilson making out with his puppy while forcing the creature to wear a neon wristband like the 6 wristbands that Wilson wears.  

One thing is for sure, our QB is much more bad-ass  Kaep takes pictures doing biceps curls of his GIGANTIC tortoise, while Wilson takes glamour shots of him cuddling with his puppy. Personally, I’d rather have the tattooed guy that owns a giant tortoise out on the field than a guy who makes out with his puppy and wears 6 neon wristbands. 

A better shot of Kaepernick with his giant tortoise. Well done, Colin. Now go get us that Superbowl!

A better shot of Kaepernick with his giant tortoise. Well done, Colin. Now go get us that Superbowl!

Since he became the starting quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers, we’ve learned that Colin Kaepernick has a strong arm, religious tattoos, and parents who aren’t afraid to stand up for their son. Now, it’s been discovered that he also has an enormous pet turtle. While this may not be a puppy, it’s cute and cuddly like one, right?
Kaepernick got Sammy the turtle when the quarterback was just 10 years old and could fit in his hand. Now, Kaepernick is 25 and the turtle weighs 115 pounds. Kaepernick feeds Sammy out of his hand. Sometimes, Sammy even steals Kaepernick’s helmet and volunteers to kick field goals in overtime against the Rams because GOD KNOWS DAVID AKERS CAN’T HIT ONE. 
As my co-worker puts it, who owns a turtle? Hey Kaepernick, I think it’s time to get a puppy. Then, maybe you can help the 49ers beat the Rams.

Since he became the starting quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers, we’ve learned that Colin Kaepernick has a strong arm, religious tattoos, and parents who aren’t afraid to stand up for their son. Now, it’s been discovered that he also has an enormous pet turtle. While this may not be a puppy, it’s cute and cuddly like one, right?

Kaepernick got Sammy the turtle when the quarterback was just 10 years old and could fit in his hand. Now, Kaepernick is 25 and the turtle weighs 115 pounds. Kaepernick feeds Sammy out of his hand. Sometimes, Sammy even steals Kaepernick’s helmet and volunteers to kick field goals in overtime against the Rams because GOD KNOWS DAVID AKERS CAN’T HIT ONE. 

As my co-worker puts it, who owns a turtle? Hey Kaepernick, I think it’s time to get a puppy. Then, maybe you can help the 49ers beat the Rams.

Clearly, it’s getting harder for me to find pictures of QBs and puppies. That being said, I think that stuffed animal is a puppy. It could also be a rabbit. Or a jackalope without antlers. Either way, Matt Ryan seems pretty stoked. He is also likely to be happy about the year that he is having with the Falcons, who have established themselves as one of the top teams in the NFL.
This goes to prove my theory: Real quarterbacks have two first names. Tom Brady? Legend-waitforit-dary. Remember Jeff George? Baller. Or how about Otto Graham? Yeah, bet you didn’t see that one coming.

Clearly, it’s getting harder for me to find pictures of QBs and puppies. That being said, I think that stuffed animal is a puppy. It could also be a rabbit. Or a jackalope without antlers. Either way, Matt Ryan seems pretty stoked. He is also likely to be happy about the year that he is having with the Falcons, who have established themselves as one of the top teams in the NFL.

This goes to prove my theory: Real quarterbacks have two first names. Tom Brady? Legend-waitforit-dary. Remember Jeff George? Baller. Or how about Otto Graham? Yeah, bet you didn’t see that one coming.

I realize that this is a KITTEN and not a puppy, but sometimes life throws you curveballs and you just need to deal with it. I mean, look at this priceless picture of Jay Cutler. The only thing that was missing from this photo was a cigarette in his mouth, but luckily I took care of that with my brilliant photo-shopping skills. For more awesome pictures of Jay Cutler smoking, check out this blog: http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/
This picture brings up so many questions. Why did Jay Cutler wear that terrible sweater for this photo? Who decided that the laser beam background was appropriate? Is that even really his kitten or is this some kind of pet food commercial? And finally, can Jay Cutler make any face that doesn’t make him look like a complete and utter douchebag? Since the Bears can’t seem to win a game without him, I imagine that most Chicago-ans overlook his douchiness. 

I realize that this is a KITTEN and not a puppy, but sometimes life throws you curveballs and you just need to deal with it. I mean, look at this priceless picture of Jay Cutler. The only thing that was missing from this photo was a cigarette in his mouth, but luckily I took care of that with my brilliant photo-shopping skills. For more awesome pictures of Jay Cutler smoking, check out this blog: http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/

This picture brings up so many questions. Why did Jay Cutler wear that terrible sweater for this photo? Who decided that the laser beam background was appropriate? Is that even really his kitten or is this some kind of pet food commercial? And finally, can Jay Cutler make any face that doesn’t make him look like a complete and utter douchebag? Since the Bears can’t seem to win a game without him, I imagine that most Chicago-ans overlook his douchiness. 

Here’s the funny thing. I was going to put up this photo of Chad Henne right after the photo of Ryan Tannehill’s wife to note that Henne used to be the quarterback for the Dolphins before Tannehill took his job. And then Henne did the unthinkable… He actually became the quarterback for another NFL team: The Jacksonville Jaguars. While this may not be the most coveted job in the world, he is still way better than Blaine Gabbart. And somehow he managed to win a game for the Jaguars. So here’s to you Chad Henne. Well played good sir.

Here’s the funny thing. I was going to put up this photo of Chad Henne right after the photo of Ryan Tannehill’s wife to note that Henne used to be the quarterback for the Dolphins before Tannehill took his job. And then Henne did the unthinkable… He actually became the quarterback for another NFL team: The Jacksonville Jaguars. While this may not be the most coveted job in the world, he is still way better than Blaine Gabbart. And somehow he managed to win a game for the Jaguars. So here’s to you Chad Henne. Well played good sir.

When I think of Dan “Constantine” Marino (yes that is his real middle name), I can’t help but remember his most epic performance of all-time: playing himself in Ace Ventura Pet Detective. Even though he may never have won a Super Bowl, at least he has that movie on his resume. Not to mention this amazing picture of him. Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like Dan Marino by a swimming pool with a puppy.

When I think of Dan “Constantine” Marino (yes that is his real middle name), I can’t help but remember his most epic performance of all-time: playing himself in Ace Ventura Pet Detective. Even though he may never have won a Super Bowl, at least he has that movie on his resume. Not to mention this amazing picture of him. Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like Dan Marino by a swimming pool with a puppy.

Today at my work’s potluck luncheon, we got around to discussing the wondrous individual that is JaMarcus Russell. Just another one of the Raiders’ awesome draft picks. Clearly, this photo does not include a puppy, but let’s just pretend that that purple creature is some kind of magical puppy that provides Purple Drank.
For those of you who don’t know, “Purple Drank” is a slang term for a recreational drug popular in the hip hop community in the southern United States, originating in Houston, Texas. Its main ingredient is prescription-strength cough syrup containing codeine and promethazine.  Cough syrup is typically mixed with ingredients such as Sprite soft drink or Mountain Dew and pieces of Jolly Rancher candy. The purplish hue of purple drank comes from dyes in the cough syrup. There are numerous slang terms for purple drank, including sizzurp, lean, syrup, drank, barre, purple jelly, Texas tea, and Tsikuni.
JaMarcus Russell had a serious problem consuming Purple Drank, which partially explains him being an enormous bust of a #1 draft pick. Thank God the Raiders spent all those draft picks grabbing Carson Palmer. Oh wait, they still suck. Glad to be a Niners fan.

Today at my work’s potluck luncheon, we got around to discussing the wondrous individual that is JaMarcus Russell. Just another one of the Raiders’ awesome draft picks. Clearly, this photo does not include a puppy, but let’s just pretend that that purple creature is some kind of magical puppy that provides Purple Drank.

For those of you who don’t know, “Purple Drank” is a slang term for a recreational drug popular in the hip hop community in the southern United States, originating in Houston, Texas. Its main ingredient is prescription-strength cough syrup containing codeine and promethazine.  Cough syrup is typically mixed with ingredients such as Sprite soft drink or Mountain Dew and pieces of Jolly Rancher candy. The purplish hue of purple drank comes from dyes in the cough syrup. There are numerous slang terms for purple drank, including sizzurp, lean, syrup, drank, barre, purple jelly, Texas tea, and Tsikuni.

JaMarcus Russell had a serious problem consuming Purple Drank, which partially explains him being an enormous bust of a #1 draft pick. Thank God the Raiders spent all those draft picks grabbing Carson Palmer. Oh wait, they still suck. Glad to be a Niners fan.